BREAKING: Man Who Spent $15,000 on Will Grier Card Outraged to Learn Seller Didn’t Offer Free Shipping

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 eBay Headquarters — Just hours after proudly acquiring a $15,000 Will Grier football card, local collector PrizmPrince420 has filed an official complaint after realizing the seller charged an additional $6.95 for shipping.

“This is highway robbery,” the collector said in a tearful Instagram story. “If I’m dropping fifteen grand on Will freakin’ Grier, the least they could do is toss in USPS First Class. Or a padded envelope. Or maybe hand-deliver it with a police escort.”

The seller, however, stood firm.
“Look, rules are rules. Shipping isn’t free,” said CardKing87, who admitted he nearly fainted when the auction actually ended above $100. “Honestly, I would’ve mailed it with a stick of gum and a handwritten apology.”

Meanwhile, the hobby community has been merciless. Forums are ablaze with users mocking the buyer’s priorities:

  • “Imagine paying $15k for Will Grier, then complaining about postage.”

  • “That’s like buying a yacht and whining about the gas.”

  • “Bro got wrecked harder than Grier’s NFL career.”

At press time, PrizmPrince420 revealed he was considering reselling the card immediately, but only after adding the line: “Free Shipping This Time — I’m Not a Monster.”

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