Privacy Policy

 

Privacy Policy 

 

Effective Date: 07/16/25

At The Short Print, we are committed to protecting your privacy. This Privacy Policy outlines how we collect, use, and protect your information in connection with our use of affiliate links and Google AdSense on our website located at [yourdomain.com] ("Website").

1. Information We Collect

We do not collect personal information from users unless it is voluntarily provided (such as through a contact form or newsletter signup). However, third parties may collect non-personally identifiable information through cookies and other tracking technologies.

This may include:

  • IP address

  • Browser type

  • Operating system

  • Device type

  • Pages visited and time spent on our site

  • Referring website

2. Affiliate Links

Our website contains affiliate links, which means we may earn a commission if you click on a link and make a purchase. This comes at no additional cost to you. These links may set cookies in your browser to track purchases for commission purposes.

We partner with networks such as:

  • Amazon Associates

  • Impact

Each affiliate partner has its own privacy policy that governs how they handle your information.

3. Google AdSense

We use Google AdSense to display ads. Google may use cookies to serve ads based on a user's prior visits to our site or other websites. Google's use of advertising cookies enables it and its partners to serve ads based on your visit to our site and/or other sites on the Internet.

You may opt out of personalized advertising by visiting the Ads Settings or visit www.aboutads.info to learn more.

For more information on how Google uses data, visit:
https://policies.google.com/technologies/ads

4. Cookies

Cookies are small data files stored on your device. We use cookies to:

  • Analyze traffic

  • Improve user experience

  • Track affiliate sales

  • Display targeted ads

You can choose to disable cookies in your browser settings, but some functionality on the Website may be affected.

5. Third-Party Services

We are not responsible for the privacy practices of other websites or services that may be linked to or from our Website. Please review their policies separately.

6. Children’s Privacy

Our Website is not intended for children under the age of 13. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children.

7. Your Consent

By using our Website, you consent to this Privacy Policy.

8. Changes to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy at any time. Any changes will be posted on this page with a revised "Effective Date."

9. Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us at: theshortprint.bsky.social

 

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