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   In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Sports Card Radio has once again ignited controversy in the hobby, proudly proclaiming itself as “The Hobby’s Last Line of Defense” against scammers, shady breakers, and anyone who looks at them funny. The bold statement came just moments before the channel was officially banned from every major card show in America. “We’re not here to make friends,” said host Ryan Tedards, adjusting his tinfoil hat while refreshing eBay comps. “We’re here to expose frauds, flip cards, and make sure no one gets away with their nonsense—unless, of course, it’s us. Then it’s just ‘business.’” Exposing the Hobby, One Burn Bridge at a Time Over the years, Sports Card Radio has gained a reputation for fearlessly calling out bad actors in the industry, often with all the subtlety of a Prizm parallel checklist. From busting backyard breakers to questioning whether Panini even knows how licenses work, no topic is off-limits. Their latest exposé, ti...

 LOS ANGELES—Chaos broke out at the SoCal Sports Card Spectacular this weekend when an actual girl—a real, live girl—showed up at the event, shattering decades of gender exclusivity in the hobby and sending attendees into an existential tailspin. The girl, identified only as “Emily,” reportedly walked into the Los Angeles Convention Center clutching a Starbucks cup and a neatly organized binder of Pokémon cards. Witnesses say her presence caused immediate confusion, with one vendor knocking over a case of PSA-graded Mike Trout rookies in shock. “She just walked in like she belonged here,” said 37-year-old collector Steve “SlabManiac” Harris. “No beard, no sweat-stained cap, no fanny pack filled with top loaders. We didn’t know what to do.” Dealers Caught Off-Guard Emily reportedly approached a dealer table and inquired about a 2020 Topps Chrome refractor. “I didn’t even know how to talk to her,” said veteran dealer Rick Barnes. “Usually, guys ask me about comps or PSA turnarou...