BREAKING: Kawhi Leonard Cap Scandal Sparks Release of “Uncle Dennis Rookie Cards” — Investors Already Calling Them the Next Honus Wagner
LOS ANGELES, CA — The NBA’s salary cap scandal involving Kawhi Leonard , Uncle Dennis , and the Clippers has officially spilled into the sports card industry, where chaos and eBay bidding wars are now unfolding faster than a Panini redemption collapse. Within hours of Pablo Torre ’s explosive podcast exposé , Topps announced the release of a limited-run “Cap Circumvention Collection” trading card set, featuring Kawhi, Uncle Dennis, Mark Cuban , and even a holographic refractor of the Aspiration debit card allegedly used to funnel yacht payments through a fake eco-charity. “The hobby needed this,” said one breaker live-streaming from his garage. “Forget Shohei Ohtani autos — the Uncle Dennis Negotiation Used Patch Relic is already fetching five figures raw.” The Chase Card: The Dennis Refractor Collectors are already hunting the 1-of-1 “ Uncle Dennis Black Prism Refractor ,” which depicts him sitting courtside with a briefcase full of unsigned contracts and the faint s...