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BREAKING: Collector Sells Rare Honus Wagner Card to Fund Trip to Mars

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Elon Musk offered one small step for mankind, but this collector is taking one giant leap for cardboardkind.  HOUSTON — In a bold fusion of space-age ambition and century-old cardboard, 46-year-old collector Darren Blunkett of Boise, Idaho has reportedly sold his ultra-rare T206 Honus Wagner baseball card in order to fund a one-way ticket on SpaceX’s next manned mission to Mars. “This card's been to national conventions, safety deposit boxes, and even a hurricane bunker,” Blunkett said at a press conference held inside his local card shop. “But it’s time for it to fulfill its true destiny: paying for me to become the first guy to rip wax on another planet.” One Small Flip for Man The card, famously known as the Mona Lisa of cardboard , recently fetched $7.2 million in a private transaction reportedly brokered by Ken Goldin and livestreamed on TikTok with six ring lights and seventeen hashtags. The buyer, who remains anonymous but is rumored to be a Saudi prince simply stated, “I...