Newly Discovered Football Card Poised to Dethrone Mickey Mantle as Hobby’s Crown Jewel

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MANTLE WHO?


In a discovery sending shockwaves through the sports card world, a previously unknown 1921 Pigskin Legends football card featuring mythical quarterback “Johnny Touchdown” is poised to eclipse the value of the iconic 1952 Topps Mickey Mantle card. The card, which features Touchdown in leather helmet glory and chewing what experts believe is vintage gum, was found tucked in a dusty shoebox in a Wisconsin attic.

“This card is a once-in-a-lifetime find,” said auctioneer Larry Goodman. “It’s like finding the Holy Grail but shinier—and it smells like old grass stains.”

Touchdown, a fictional player invented by early football promoters to sell tickets, never played a single real game. But hobbyists insist his card's rarity makes it even more valuable. “Mantle was great, but did he not exist?” argued collector Gary Wilkes. “This card transcends reality.”

Experts estimate the card could fetch $20 million at auction, assuming no one bends it while arguing over PSA grading. Meanwhile, the Mantle faithful have begun a smear campaign, alleging that Johnny Touchdown "would have been a system player."

As collectors prepare to remortgage their homes, one thing is clear: in the ever-competitive hobby, no legend—real or imagined—is safe from being upstaged by a piece of cardboard.

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